Life teaches Love reveals

toolesbiantofunction: I’m dying omg

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:41:15 -0400

I’m dying omg

loki-dokey: megumiovvo: chuck-charles: i made a makeup...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:38:32 -0400

megumiovvo:

chuck-charles:

i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye

jfc

watch it

THIS IS GLORIOUS OH MY GOD

nahshaw: i think the most beautiful sound is when you can hear the shower running at early in the...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 10:50:15 -0400

nahshaw:

i think the most beautiful sound is when you can hear the shower running at early in the morning because that means someone in the house is probably going to leave soon and that’s one less motherfucker to share oxygen with

tylenold: it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 10:50:03 -0400

tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 10:38:46 -0400

have you ever gotten really close to someones face and wanted to kiss them but like you can’t

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 14:00:58 -0400

have you ever gotten really close to someones face and wanted to kiss them but like you can’t

urbancatfitters: i dont know what i expected being a teenager to be like but it wasnt this

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 10:15:07 -0400

urbancatfitters:

i dont know what i expected being a teenager to be like but it wasnt this

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:17:20 -0400

apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving african child

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:16:08 -0400

apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving african child

cassbutt: i canT STO P LAUGHGING

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:15:53 -0400

cassbutt:

i canT STO P LAUGHGING

javaddward: anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:15:35 -0400

javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought

izzielosthermind: stabla: if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:14:10 -0400

izzielosthermind:

stabla:

if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless

My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.

klaraoswin: we moved houses like a year ago and my mom found the garage opener to our old house...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:13:36 -0400

klaraoswin:

we moved houses like a year ago and my mom found the garage opener to our old house today so we drove to the house to see if it would work and we saw the new owners working in the garage and we sat there opening and closing their garage for like 10 minutes and they were getting so scared they probably think satan is in their house and im laighinf so hard

totoro-ho: narcimallows: hamburgay: blinking is like clapping for your eyes just remember that...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:13:16 -0400

totoro-ho:

narcimallows:

hamburgay:

blinking is like clapping for your eyes

just remember that ur eyelids are always applauding u and cheering u on even if nobody else is

This is the most inspirational thing I’ve ever heard.

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:11:54 -0400

“We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:10:40 -0400

“We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a wall is romance. Sex is easy; you can do it with anyone, yourself, with batteries. Romance is when someone you like walks into a room and they take your breath away. Romance is when two people are dancing and they fit together perfectly. Romance is when two people are walking next to each other and all of a sudden they find themselves holding hands, and they don’t know how that happened.”—John C. Moffi

perfectlyquaint: justnotindie: goldcoastfamily: “If there is...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:10:21 -0400

perfectlyquaint:

justnotindie:

goldcoastfamily:

“If there is no ups and downs, it means that you are dead”

I just saw this without the picture and realized the deeper meaning…

I will never get over this

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:09:32 -0400

vardaesque: saevuswinds: vardaesque: you don’t understand i...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:08:55 -0400

vardaesque:

saevuswinds:

vardaesque:

you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started

Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn’t eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher’s house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it’s a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn’t find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I’d recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed “to go.” Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn’t stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I’d just shrug and say it was Josh’s fault or something, but let’s get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would’ve blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it’d make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it’d be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer’s dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself. So my foot’s totally stuck in there right, I’m freaking out and I still got half a pie left.

BLESS YOU

wellheytheresexual: tumbling on the beach✔check that off the...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:08:22 -0400

wellheytheresexual:

tumbling on the beach✔check that off the summer bucket list